(fax) PK 08/184

[Christian]

Kyle Schrock wrote:

>I must add that I would like to see a Koolfang IV...
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As it turns out, the cover in question will actually be for Koolfang IV. 
I also managed to get an advance copy of the lyrics, which, while 
suspiciously like "Be Aware" on KF III, seem to make sense of this whole 
puzzle.

Koolfang IV - [track 1] "Beware!"

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Mmmyeah, baby, that's Long Island
1994, and now it's 1984
I know you didn't forget about Pearl Harbour
I see you lying on the flag.... mmmyeah  mmmm, sugar....
yeah....
I come close remember mmmm yeah.. so close...
oh...take my pledge of allegiance.... c'mon...c'mon...
that's just for the two of us you know that... c'mon
baby... mmmmm high above the smoke, I can see you, feel you, send you on 
a covert rendition.... just my taste...
let me light up a new war.... old fashioned style!
ohhh, c'mon.... mmmmmm. baby.... mmmmm.... take my pledge of 
allegiance... mmmmm..... c'mon...... I can send you to Gitmo... ohh... 
with orange jumpsuit... yeah!
Feel you.... it's about love, caring, holding you tight - in Camp X-ray. 
Getting closer... so... close... I'm just... inside... of.....
What do you feel? Is it trust or is it love (of county)? Beware - cause 
if it's love - this is not the end (we have more questions for you).
Now let's meet - with every cell of Al Queda.... mmmmm.... baby - can 
you feel?
Just my... American style! Yeah! High above the smoke.... just you and 
me... c'mon..... get closer....
Forget about the past, and remember the nice wars.... the nicest wars!
Yeah... still firm on policy. hah! Yeah, c'mon, don't laugh at me... I'm 
just in love... with Donald Rumsfeld.
yeah... heh... and again....again.... yeah! let go! Let go of 
everything! Let go... ok? Let go all the tasks... all your average days...
This is our real life - just for us (and a CIA wiretap).
And when you're back - down - remember, this is not the end... c'mon... 
yeah!
MMmmm, yeah, get this feeling when you're on the phone - all the time... 
(like someone's listening)
I don't know where it takes me, I don't know where it is, but it's all, 
all the same to me, as long as you're here...
inside my body.. inside my brain.... inside my soul - Uncle Sam!
Yeah.....
Now.... don't let this be the last (undeclared) war..... mmm...... ohhh 
yeah, light my cluster bomb, c'mon! Baby!
Again..... I like your American style!

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Disclaimer: This has been a parody - a fun-loving parody with no 
ill-will aimed at our friends to the south - just poking a little fun. 
The world doesn't hate you, but the Bush administration's stock is as 
much down in the world as it appears to be in America (er, 29% approval 
rating anyone?). Not a reflection on American citizens, though we beg 
you, please take an opportunity to elect a Democract this fall. Even 
Regan wasn't as old as McCain when he hit the oval office for his second 
term, and his combination of senility, banality and nuclear 
'stewardship' gave me the whillies... ;)